William, “Going to bat” for Hudson isn’t the issue. The condition was vocalized once the player was asked to switch roles on the team and play a different position, that the coach thought fit his body better.

“UM was asked by the NCAA to submit all the paperwork they had for Hudson’s depression diagnosis. They…

It’s all moot, because their kid is going to root for Madrid and Ninja anyway, and probably won’t give a pig’s whistling asshole about baseball or football. 

When every cop on the street is wearing what amounts to combat fatigues and body armour, what else would you call it?

So the “war on drugs” is over then? Cool.

You haven’t see modern cops recently, have you?  In some areas they are better equipped than soldiers, but less well trained in the using the weapons. 

“Breaking News: Albuquerque Police Officer Eats at Burger King for the First Time”

It’s almost like treating the people you’re supposed to protect and serve as wartime enemies and constantly harassing them for victimless “crimes” results in resentment, weird.

the sandwich wrapper displayed a cartoonish drawing of a pig with a star that presumably represents a badge...the patties were burnt and the burger was of very poor quality

so he got exactly what the rest of us get at BK

“the patties were burnt and the burger was of very poor quality.”

Was at Citi Open for opening round on Tuesday. Watched the full match between Kyrgios and Thai-Son Kwiatkowski (UVA product and de-facto ‘hometown’ kid).

Down there they call it the "methric system" I believe.

That looks messi.

Joule thief!

I can only imagine the look in Ozil’s eyes...

A little better quality, at least on my computer:

I have, thankfully, never experienced either circumstance, but I think I’d much rather find out my partner was cheating on me as an adult than find out as a kid or teenager that one of my parents was cheating on the other. At least in the former, there are clear steps you can take once you know. What the fuck do you…

Yeah, that can’t be right. Fortunately, I can’t speak from experience, but a friend of mine caught his dad boning his secretary. his reaction upon telling me about the incident was: “i get it, my mom SUCKS”

I knew a guy who spent a summer - two months! - in England, and came back with the accent. On top of that, he would say things like "Do you have any crisps, or as you would say, chips?" But after a couple of beers he'd forget and his Wisconsin accent was back.

FYI, if they have an accent when they come back or ever say ‘I forget the word in English’, you’re legally allowed to bludgeon them with a hammer.