Wrong, fucko.  Salmon is bad and isn’t a part of a balanced breakfast!

You truly are a wordsmith,*squints at screen*

a little fun fact about people from the area should not include a child lynched by white men for being falsely accused of whistling at a white woman, you ass.

Not pictured, the too hard shelf and the too soft shelf.

A bear in the closet. And during pride month?!?!

Today, in Deadspin Headlines That Didn’t Age Well Immediately: Play in Game 5, Coward, God Gave You Two Calves For A Reason

I bet it is an upgrade on her paycheck

If she wanted to blaze a new trail she would have signed up to coach in Portland

Cal athletics is a dumpster fire.

once Beilein met with her, he “became determined to recruit her to Cleveland.”

Harlequin wrap.

I’m just glad Storm Duck lost, because Truman Peyote got jobbed harder than anyone else in the first round.

Mr. Thrower took out my favorite name of the competition: Alpha Omega Nickelberry IV, so this victory is well-deserved.

“I’m a 30-year-old man with two kids. I’ve got a mortgage and everything. And he wants to loud-talk as he’s running off the field. I’ve got to be a man about it.”

If you are fortunate enough to live in a city with an Alamo cinema drafthouse, I cannot recommend their morning matinees enough. Their breakfast menus are fantastic

I would disagree that the Suarez flick-in was easy. It wasn’t super hard, but it also wasn’t easy.

geez you can just click on the watch on youtube link you lazy f%$##$

You can click through to youtube to watch

You can just click the link in the video to watch on YouTube...

just watch on youtube.