Obligatory:

Why does it always seem like no one even mentions JRPGs or other Japanese games when the topic of console exclusives, particularly third-party exclusives, comes up?

Nah I think Hamilton truly felt bad for that. 

Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Uncommon on campus. That’s... wow. 

Must be visiting BYU

In Communist China, Scoops Break You. 

I mean, Ireland didn’t leave the pitch when Bulgaria used the veela to sway the ref.

lol fuck out of here with a reasonable take that doesn’t jump to an extreme character judgment

Not alone.

Co-signed.

What’s really great is to be a lifelong Braves fan who dislikes the Chop (yes, we exist). I get to enjoy yet another NLDS bed-shitting AND be lumped in with knuckle-draggers who insist we were embarrassed today because the team didn’t distribute foam toys. Cuz, you know, the Chop was clearly immensely helpful in the…

When his cheering section, “the Zionists” (who grow beards and throw bagels in the stands, but refrain from attending Friday night games) catch on in the national media’s attention, is that gonna be reported as ‘fire’ or ‘butt?’

At this rate, the only thing that can stop Zion is a pro-Hong Kong tweet!

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

Still a bit of a stretch.  Ha ha.  It would be great if Apple completely adopted USB-C.

Still a bit of a stretch.  Ha ha.  It would be great if Apple completely adopted USB-C.

It’s funny that the photo has iPhones instead of phones that actually use USB-C.

It’s funny that the photo has iPhones instead of phones that actually use USB-C.

I've typed out like 6 different jokes but I can't bring myself to post any. This shit isn't funny. This fucker shouldn't be playing in the NFL right now making millions of dollars. He should be in jail or therapy or both. Fuck this guy.