They actually don’t routinely leave the DC area, and currently their cover is precisely that Elizabeth deals with corporate clients.

To be fair, Stan has always been able to tell that they were keeping something from him.

It’s always been my impression that they chose this profession precisely because it meant traveling a lot and plausibly demanding clients.

lol no

What’s consistently surprising to me is that there seems to be a really good version of this show possible that just acknowledges how wrong Lou is over and over again, and where he learns to humble himself a little and learn from the kids.

If they’re changed “fucked” to “effed,” wouldn’t that affect the entire rhyme scheme of the song? I’m more interested in how they get around that hurdle than Gwen’s home life.

I want to like this show with every atom of my being.

This is awesome.

Are they going to burn Kindles and iPads, or...? Do those burn at 451 degrees?

I don’t think this movie tells the older films to eat shit at all, and I don’t buy the idea that it’s antagonistic to TFA specifically. Kylo Ren seems to have been conceived as a Vader fanboy, and it was the fans that made this out to be a bug rather than a feature - Snoke’s line about the mask being ridiculous is…

I don’t think this is a “fuck you,” necessarily. Blade Runner 2049 pulls off the same twist for the same reason. In both The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi, characters are obsessed with legends. Revealing Rey’s parents as “nobodies” only works because it was set up as a mystery, where Rey assumes her parent must have…

Had Leia not been forced into a coma by the writers, or had her second-in-command, Vice Admiral Holdo (because Admiral Ackbar is dead, in case you somehow missed that split second, off-screen send-off, RIP) deigned to share them with the rest of the crew, Finn and Rose would have known all of this was completely…

It’s crazy to me that we need this article because Lawrence is no more trash and makes no worse decisions than any of the other characters on the show.

My idea for “Confederate” is that the Confederacy successfully secedes, but foreign powers aid slave insurrections who overthrow the government and they establish a free African American nation just south of Washington DC.

Just one Star Wars story about someone trying to impress their mom instead of their dad, please.

That’s his wife, you monster!

Also in Trump’s former line of work he has undoubtedly asked favors of people that are illegal but that people let slide. Trump’s new to the presidency, but contrary to Ryan’s statement he seems very practiced in making shady requests and establishing quid pro quo relationships.

Elitist? Eh, maybe a little. Liberals seem to take way more joy in being more knowledgeable than their “opponents,” which perpetuates the divide.

What is it they say whenever a show featuring “diversity” is cancelled? That the network is a business and only needs to worry about money, and that they don’t have an obligation to serve a minority of the audience? That business doesn’t care about identity politics?

Oh hey, look, this game is responding to my childhood wishes.