Still my favorite video game soundtrack of all time.

For a native Japanese speaker like him, Godzilla is Gojira. That's how the word is said. Likewise, English speakers—or speakers of any language—no doubt think words sound better in their native pronunciation.

Does Japanese not have the word "because"? The construction "and the reason is" gets used a lot in this script.

I can't go to work and be a dick to everyone and still get paid.

capitalism the way our overlords intended

praise be

NONE of their proportions make sense.

The thing is, it's not something that needs to be forced, and it doesn't have to be an agenda. It seems harder to make it so that two characters can only marry if certain conditions are met than to just let any character marry any other character.

New Kinja rules!

I can't for the life of me understand why they're considered any dumber than anything else. Oh no, they have nostrils.

No, that guy's still alive.

Hentai is why, ya animal. :P

"...one of which is Lone Ranger, for who the fuck knows what reasons"

Is he going to come back with Doc Ock inside him?

Chiwetel Ejiofor as Newt Scamander.

What if the time you go to bed typically isn't a reliable predictor of when you'll fall asleep?

I think it's worth confronting her friend about it - if she's providing a free cake and her boyfriend is throwing the bachelor party, then the bride's decision not to allow a +1 is absurd.

But who are these people not demanding the same stuff from everyone?