Couldn't the kid have been Miles Morales? Like, really? Why wasn't that a thing?

This is sounding more and more like the The Last of the Jedi series.

The thing is, it's not something that needs to be forced, and it doesn't have to be an agenda. It seems harder to make it so that two characters can only marry if certain conditions are met than to just let any character marry any other character.

I don't hate it. That being said, these are usually wrong.

I'm not saying the two main characters seem to be based on Ferus Olin and Trever Flume...but they totally do.

lol you're new to the eu, huh?

New Kinja rules!

I can't for the life of me understand why they're considered any dumber than anything else. Oh no, they have nostrils.

Lupita Nyong'o, right?

She's exactly the right age to be Luke's wife, Mara.

I'm gonna just hope that it's because Mary McDonnell was getting a snack from the kitchen at the time this photo was taken and was just about to resume her seat next to Mark Hammil in all her redheaded glory.

Pictured left to right: the alien sidekick, the sympathetic bad guy who turns good, Skywalker's son, Solos' daughter, Luke's son's friend who turned evil, Luke's son's best friend, lovable rogue.

I can't wait for the spinoff about Joseph McCarthy's brave and selfless quest.

Does the Right just not understand what bowing is?

So so sad you're not going to be canon anywhere...

This is beautiful.

So...pre-ESB?

So is it just the post-RotJ EU that's getting the boot?

Whoa. Yeah I just tried it and they sync up really really nicely.

The neat thing about Archaeopteryx is that the more we're finding out about small meat eating dinosaurs, the more we're realizing that Archaeopteryx wasn't all that neat. That is to say: Archaeopteryx is turning out more and more to just be a pretty mundane theropod, it's just that no one at the time of its discovery…