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I'm confused. He says to check the credits. Seems pretty clear that, if he's in the movie, he's wearing a mask or not seen or rendered unrecognizable, like Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder or Cate Blanchett in Hot Fuzz.

Because one seems to be a reference to Jonestown and the other is an icky treatment of native people.

But imagine a future scenario where a father of two manages to ditch his kids and finally drag his wife to a superhero movie ...

No, that guy's still alive.

Most likely her script doesn't actually say much about heliocentrism, or it was presented as something more scientific and then edited.

Hentai is why, ya animal. :P

"...one of which is Lone Ranger, for who the fuck knows what reasons"

Is he going to come back with Doc Ock inside him?

Quick, Photoshoppers. You know what to do.

I wish he were going to be the next Bond...

What direction?

That's, I think, why my favorite bits of any Superman story are when the camera pulls back and we see how people are affected and inspired by seeing Superman's feats.

Or that each subsequent generation of dinosaur lost the "filled in" genes.

Wings are often used in prey restraint and stabilization. Also mantling, but that seems secondary.

But why do you prefer them scary? They were actual animals. Lions are fuzzy, after all. This Bearded Vulture wants to know why you think feathers are cute.

Chiwetel Ejiofor as Newt Scamander.

What if the time you go to bed typically isn't a reliable predictor of when you'll fall asleep?

There's a narrative whiplash going on, as we switch randomly between Noah as allegorical figure and Noah as scary, self-destructive dad.