No, that guy's still alive.

Hentai is why, ya animal. :P

"...one of which is Lone Ranger, for who the fuck knows what reasons"

Is he going to come back with Doc Ock inside him?

Chiwetel Ejiofor as Newt Scamander.

What if the time you go to bed typically isn't a reliable predictor of when you'll fall asleep?

I think it's worth confronting her friend about it - if she's providing a free cake and her boyfriend is throwing the bachelor party, then the bride's decision not to allow a +1 is absurd.

But who are these people not demanding the same stuff from everyone?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

She puts out a new album with a video that glorifies having sex in the back of a limousine.

I think you're giving them more credit than they probably deserve - in my experience people who say stuff like this are actually trying to be complimentary.

Figured it was just a joke about it being "epic."

My guess is it would significantly delay the game's release.

But there is only one price—around US$20.

Uh.

Maybe this?

How are falafel and balut on the same list?

Is there a suggestion that the movie's not going to feature all the original songs?

Maybe that's the point? Like maybe the person writing this is playing the part of a Bible-thumping misogynist but then citing scripture that undercuts that stance?