Chiwetel Ejiofor as Newt Scamander.

What if the time you go to bed typically isn't a reliable predictor of when you'll fall asleep?

I think it's worth confronting her friend about it - if she's providing a free cake and her boyfriend is throwing the bachelor party, then the bride's decision not to allow a +1 is absurd.

But who are these people not demanding the same stuff from everyone?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

She puts out a new album with a video that glorifies having sex in the back of a limousine.

I think you're giving them more credit than they probably deserve - in my experience people who say stuff like this are actually trying to be complimentary.

Figured it was just a joke about it being "epic."

My guess is it would significantly delay the game's release.

But there is only one price—around US$20.

Uh.

Maybe this?

How are falafel and balut on the same list?

Is there a suggestion that the movie's not going to feature all the original songs?

Maybe that's the point? Like maybe the person writing this is playing the part of a Bible-thumping misogynist but then citing scripture that undercuts that stance?

Actually, it sounds like she just got the wrong advice from her mom.

VISUAL PUNS.

More simply, my question is: if the premise is that the origins of life as we currently understand them are unlikely, why is it somehow more likely that this occurred on Mars than on Earth?