Actually, it sounds like she just got the wrong advice from her mom.

VISUAL PUNS.

More simply, my question is: if the premise is that the origins of life as we currently understand them are unlikely, why is it somehow more likely that this occurred on Mars than on Earth?

That's what I'm asking - the question doesn't take into account that if life on Earth came from Mars, "puddles of chemicals" would have had to become life on Mars first.

Right. It seems like she knows that "women's suffrage" means women get the right to vote, but thinks that the word "suffrage" means "suffering." Which.

Which is actually the understanding a lot of entertainment reporting is based on, too.

Yeah I don't get it. There was never a point when I thought Ron/Hermione didn't make sense. It was built up so well.

The gay marriages ruined the Grammys. Disgusting. Fucking fags need to go somewhere else. No disrespect to Mackelmore though.

Legacy's impending non-canonicity makes me so...so sad.

Fassbender?

I can't wait until Sophie becomes a scientist and makes a dragon.

What a good trailer, man.

I wonder how you control a thing that big.

Unless playing as the boss is more like an RTS? That would be cool...

What were the men like, on average? OkCupid is statistics obsessed so it shouldn't be hard to figure out, not to mention an audit of their profiles. If a large swath of those 150 dudes were pretty similar to how she described herself - racists on OkCupid? Surely not! - then we're maybe not proving anything. If there…

Not necessarily. Shorten up the tail, some, pitch him forward a tad so it's not dragging on the ground

This infamous New York Times Review of Guy Fieri's restaurant is pretty emblematic of Times Square dining.

I came back up here to post just this - she drew you the wrist bandage. I hope writing this letter didn't aggravate her carpal tunnel.

I was certain the most popular video game was going to be Benedict Cumberbatch.