I was going to post this!

You're my new best friend.

Wait so did Tolkien cut it or not? Because there wasn't much of a love story in the books as published.

Anyone else skim across this article and read:

Butlerian Jihad

Oh man. It's going to be fun when the terrestrial octopi move in next door.

Even ignoring the major spoilers, the movie sets up pretty early on that Lord Business is less of a CEO and more of a dictator.

Commie.

I guess - they use all their wealth to help the world, especially the latest incarnations of Iron Man.

Seriously, has there ever been a story not written by Ayn Rand where the rich are the good guys at the expense of the poor?

Keyser Soze and John Doe and Loki and Khan are the same person.

So then you only shoot at things on the animal's right side?

And then you shoot *through* the animal's sail?

I don't understand this configuration.

Read this awesome awesome awesome play:

Edgar Wright's Cornetto Trilogy films are, at heart, about friendship, but also about how we have a way of staying friends with shitty people that drag us down until we remember why we're friends with them to begin with. This is why Nick Frost and Simon Peggs' characters keep getting each other zombified, captured,…

Which is actually the understanding a lot of entertainment reporting is based on, too.

Follow Emily Willoughby!

You're awesome!!

I know! Just make it wear socks.