I'm a little skeptical that they could lift a man and toss him around without breaking their necks. But it's cool, so whatever.

Meet Quetzalcoatlus. She's beautiful.

Amazed that the coffee set includes French and Kenyan roasts.

In fact, lightening the color of one's skin is something that a lot of people try to do in societies that devalue darker skin tones, not to ridicule but to emulate.

The Top o' th' Mornin' Show with John Oliver

It's grindr, though...

Is there a reason that you're assuming she's doing this "instead of" rather than "in addition to"?

It's so they can breathe.

I'm pretty sure the generic, stock-photo-esque, simple, happy-gamer photos are meant to clash humorously with the very specific life problems in the text.

She.

I thought Mifune was going to play Obi-Wan.

Which would have been amazing.

I liked it better when "how it should have ended" was about how movies should have ended and not a bunch of pop culture jokes and stuff.

How come there's no Thin History Month, huh?

Well no, not just that, but the fact that it comes off that way sometimes is because the show is focused squarely on Eren, who is a shrill, screaming idiot with impulse control problems.

They wouldn't, but they should have. Eren isn't compelling, but Mikasa's need to protect him is.

Mikasa would be a much better main character than Eren.

That's a bad, lazy way to do characterization. We don't learn anything in them that we haven't already gotten.

Furthermore, the reason this didn't make the news is specifically because, awful as it is, it was a pretty straightforward crime that resulted in the incarceration of the murderers. There was nothing for the media to latch on to and make a circus of.

Cake Middleton.