I'm aware. It's kind of a step backwards, considering the first movie contained an entire monologue about how stupid that dipshit kid was for saying the raptor looked like a turkey.

No, I'm aware. It's just. Disappointing.

Definitely have to apply for the rights - I'd say contact the company who created it, or the playwright?

Feathers, please.

I am the very model of a modern Major General...

Write the artistic director of a local theater!

Ahhhh yes. Otherwise known as "the good scene" from Reign of Fire.

Indiana Jones looking for Sasquatch and finding some rather disturbing remains.

I love when you guys review theater, and I love that there's more and more theater that falls into io9's wheelhouse.

Of course, the New 52 started with heroes like Animal Man and The Phantom Stranger being married, but both those marriages have been wrecked, so maybe DC is being consistent there (although one might say that by having these marriages in the first place, some excellent storytelling opportunities were provided in both…

For years I wondered why Christian Bale's mouth was so weird. Then I found out he was an English guy doing an American accent.

"Jesus Christ, Dave. What is this?"

I'm...I haven't gotten there yet.

I actually just made this comment above - I don't play the game but I could sit reading articles on the Wiki about it for hours.

I don't play Warhammer 40K, but I could sit reading articles on its wiki for hours.

Is this kind of like Kill Bill but in Oz? Can every season be about taking out one of her henchmen?

This is much better than Bitcoin.

In fact, lightening the color of one's skin is something that a lot of people try to do in societies that devalue darker skin tones, not to ridicule but to emulate.

In the meantime, Monsters was great.