It's so they can breathe.

I'm pretty sure the generic, stock-photo-esque, simple, happy-gamer photos are meant to clash humorously with the very specific life problems in the text.

She.

I thought Mifune was going to play Obi-Wan.

Which would have been amazing.

I liked it better when "how it should have ended" was about how movies should have ended and not a bunch of pop culture jokes and stuff.

How come there's no Thin History Month, huh?

Well no, not just that, but the fact that it comes off that way sometimes is because the show is focused squarely on Eren, who is a shrill, screaming idiot with impulse control problems.

They wouldn't, but they should have. Eren isn't compelling, but Mikasa's need to protect him is.

Mikasa would be a much better main character than Eren.

That's a bad, lazy way to do characterization. We don't learn anything in them that we haven't already gotten.

Furthermore, the reason this didn't make the news is specifically because, awful as it is, it was a pretty straightforward crime that resulted in the incarceration of the murderers. There was nothing for the media to latch on to and make a circus of.

Cake Middleton.

The Zimmerbat

"Why is every single article by this person always have to do with his "blackness"?"

Because he's great at it.

Also: he writes about a lot of other stuff, too, but it seems like you're only looking at the byline when it's about blackness. So.

God I miss FMV cutscenes.

What's chasing them?

And what's more...it's hard to focus on something terrible your country did before being asked to root for your team to beat other countries.

I'd like to make her documents leak.

That would also be a nice thing for them to do.

I'd like to blow her whistle.