So says the Berk uf Rervelershens

I wouldn't say that's how Star Wars maintains suspense. Star Wars doesn't run on mystery - all it's reveals, all it's major plot twists and turns, are sprung on the audience. None of the original movies are based on solving a mystery, on withholding information. They're based on the characters questing for an object,…

Yes. Yes. To Prince of Ruins you listen.

Here's hoping that Depp's Tonto is actually a white con man lying about being a Native American medicine man for profit.

"Another problem: There's no way Marvel can have this type of major conflict between its heroes without one of them looking like an asshole. Either Tony Stark is being over-reactionary and shooting the misunderstood Hulk into space — which would fly in the face of their relationship established in The Avengers — or…

I once had this argument in a playwriting seminar. Someone tried to tell a Latina playwright that it didn't matter wh0 was cast as the (Latina) characters in her play because the story was universal, and that she might consider removing things - bits of language, terms of endearment, cultural references - that made…

The bigger problem is when people make arguments that those Asian characters - despite all evidence to the contrary - are white people.

Her Cloud Atlas porn parody is gonna be so meta.

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Guns don't affect people. People kill people, but when they play video games. Or something.

Bringing dodos back would benefit dodos less than anyone.

It's a fungus, right? Scary.

Isn't Star Wars: 1313 supposed to be a similar idea? I had really really strongly hoped that Bounty Hunter was going to be this game, but alas.

Why do we think this is a Prince of PErsia reboot?

I think the problem is that these are the kinds of "smart" that tend to be perceived as the most uncool.

And that short guys also internalize this, and that it's all dumb.

Everything you just said about junk food is why your first sentence makes no sense - our bodies and brains are really piss poor at knowing what's optimal, just what's pleasant. Any sane definition of "mindful eating" involves using self control and at least some nutritional insight, which comes from scientists.

I spent the whole episode mulling over how this episode breaks EU Mandalore again and then in the last minute, it fixed it, or at least provided its own retcon. Again.

Is Abram's android cop drama an adaptation of Penny Arcade's android cop drama?

It looks like they wanted to play around with what it would look like if he was being buffeted or restrained by something.