The movie should be about a world that's domesticating dinosaurs for any number of uses. Then the plot can basically be about whatever else is happening, like, I dunno...baseball, or something.

Laura Dern returns as Ellie Sattler, paleobotanist in...Jurassic Pot.

He was doing so well until he invoked the child abuse scandal for not reason. Now he's still doing well, but just less well.

Except it didn't occur to me that he was grossed out that it was mechanical so much as he was grossed out that the humans had reached a place where they were creating life, too.

Interesting - I thought that either

Not to mention the copy in the trailer is terrible.

Their ships are non-organic tech, right? I have to imagine so. Probably their suits, too.

Many Spaniards would probably be lilly white. Many others not so much. I'm just happy that they acknowledge the Islamic influence.

"If there's one thing I remember about Dr. Jones: he cheats. Do not take it for granted that you've beaten him. He'll have an extra card hidden somewhere."

A. RIGHT?

Someone steal this idea:

"So you can see giant alien octopi eating burritos and taking down drug lords?"

I'm sort of disappointed that the sequel to Monsters will be in Africa. Doesn't it make sense to just follow up on the Mexico storyline?

Toby Maguire was great. That being said, I kind of like that Andrew Garfield sounds like a poor kid from Queens.

I'd also wager that people on the internet are usually trying pretty hard to not be anonymous - if you're making a stink on the internet, it's because you want people to notice.

Yeah, no. I read that. It's not a terribly intuitive conclusion.

"Why would our creators decide to destroy us?"

"We can only presume so, just as we can presume that the actual result is a big surprise to everyone involved."

Art can also be in the Why.

Blah blah blah eyes are complex blah blah intelligent design blah blah.