-1 for distance to get there

It took supporting Trump for you to get tired of massive ego fratboy Tom Brady? Where have you been for the last 15 years?

There is such thing as “approved commenter”? Is that how one gets out of the grey? How does one get to this “approved commenter” status?

I’m stealing this.

I never knew so many people thought the trench was on the equatorial.

I’m not sure how I feel about this. I think an athlete should be tested based on the technology they have at the time. Otherwise, what’s going to happen in 50 years when we discover that lamb fetus doping is a thing and hey, Usain Bolt was the most notorious lamb fetus doper in history?

Edward Gorey for #1 unsettling kids books author. But also #1 for awesome!

I’m looking forward to the debate when he gives a shitty answer, then yells, “OMAHA” in the vain hope he gets another chance at answering.

I married my wife in late 2002. In mid 2004, she discovered Homestar Runner. At first, I didn’t think much of it. But then after a few viewings, I thought it was hilarious! We binged on everything that was up so far and would wait until evening and we were both home from work to watch the Strong Bad Email together.…

Kudos. Related, I hate it when people say “Rio Grande River”.

I am 100% behind this idea. I’d love to see the Sounders drop a two-legged series 3-0 to a team like APOEL or Dinamo Tbilisi.

Anything that gave Bob Ryan (and Mitch Albom!) a larger forum to pontificate should have been killed long ago.

It is clearly not worth the risk for people to play football at any age.

George Lucas got aroused while reading this.

The takeaway from this is: Always indent and use the return key when composing email.

He should do it. What good are laws if they aren’t used?

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This has to be the Millennium Falcon origin story too, right? I can’t wait for the sabacc game scene.

Really enjoyed that book.

They might use the old, “Join the military or go to jail” bit for a criminal 20something that just used up his last chance.