I stack my plates for servers and brush my teeth before I go to the dentist but it’s like a pre-cleaning type thing to help them out. Plus I don’t want my poor dentist to breathe in my bad morning breath while they are poking around in my mouth.

We asked but she said “Yes, and no.”

Brontë: “It’s called normcore, you bloody halfwits.”

I think the real story here is that somewhere between 454 and 789 “people” - ostensibly - other than the idiot who wrote it, thought that this made sense so much so that they saw it, read it, and clicked some sort of affirmative ‘yes, this.’ button. in fact the idea they are using twitter, clearly named after a sound…

Bah. I don’t believe the whole ‘falling in love’ thing. It’s a hackneyed trope. I think you’ve got to find someone you’re compatible with, who makes you feel good most of the time. You’ll go through an infatuation phase because it’s fun and new, but really the object is to find someone you enjoy spending time with.…

When they realized what they approved, Mount Prospect leaders pooped their pants. Williams followed up with “I can help you with that.”

which caters to the adult baby community. Not men’s rights activists, just people who like wearing diapers.

In the dark. As they rode by. They see the activity behind the dumpster. Something seems wrong about it to them. They turn back to investigate. They intervene. They call for help. They hold the perpetrator until the authorities arrive. They provide eyewitness testimony. They don’t seek the limelight, in fact they shun…

Moths are way to fucking high on this list...disgusting, evil creatures of the night.

“Princess Day” at dance class? My childhood ballet teacher would be horrified at the prospect of the children wearing anything but a leotard and pink tights. And the idea of her students having fun.

It was a terrible, horrible accident that absolutely could have been prevented, yes. I am very sad that the innocent animal was killed. I think I’ve made myself very clear on that point. But the reaction towards the mother is fucking absurd. First and foremost bc no one has even mentioned the dad or is coming at him,…

Thank you. It’s making me insane that not one person has put blame on the zoo for designing an enclosure to house an endangered animal that a four-year-old could break into. Instead everyone would rather blame the mother because there’s nothing society loves more than a round of mommy-shaming.

Everybody’s a perfect parent on the internet.

I want to know what any one of these fucking lunatics would have done if it was their child in the gorilla enclosure. I truly am devastated that the he had to be killed. It’s awful. But between that and a child being ripped to shreds while dozens of people looked on, I’m going with shoot the gorilla.

False. Hollywood reboots movies that absolutely do not need them all the time (and most of the time the trailers for those projects look like shit too). I can’t think of a single reboot that has attracted anywhere NEAR the level of vitriol as the Ghostbusters reboot. There’s almost nothing different from Ghostbusters…

Don’t think too hard about it. Just sit back and think of how beautiful the world is that two people born with backwards feet can find each other... and find love.

I can’t blame them, I’m sure I’d feel exactly the same way.

What a bunch of thugs. When will the white community address the culture of violence prevalent in their community?

Well, there’s two things in this. First, people do get things mixed up and wrong — they think they know what feminism is, and they don’t. Second, and I hate to put it this way because it’s agist, but it does have something to do with their age.