So Irisa is targeting a member of each race so that member can spread the thingy to all the other members of that race, right?

Probably some awkward cut to his pained face or whatever.

One again Syfy refuses to spread the cheeks and ram cock in fucking ass!

Well, you can't chop a real dick off.

It's bizarre that the premium channels still feel they need to provide softcore porn as a hook for their shows. With the scads of porn available on the internet, are there really a bunch of people who still need to have their masturbation material couched in dramatic acting and plots to justify rubbing one out?

I wonder if it's as entertaining as the TV cut of Scarface…

While I'm sure there's some argument for bowdlerized Spartacus still being better than no Spartacus, I just can't see it being worth watching for people who've never experienced it. The Byzantine maneuvering later on is interesting, but without the over-the-top gore it just seems like the heart of the show will be…

Once again the gods spread the cheeks and ram cock in fucking ass!

Yeah, but when you give this one a B, after a while every episode will have to rate like an A- or an A.

The show got more intelligent as it went on, not less.

It does seem rather pointless to watch the bowdlerized Syfy version—in later episodes they are literally WADING in blood at points, especially in the final season. There has to be some kind of cut-off point even for the violence, so anyone wasting their time watching the Syfy version should either spring for the DVDs…

This reminds me of that time someone asked me who Jesus would vote for, and I was like "Since when would Jesus vote?"

I don't think we got what Diddy would do out of all that. What Would Diddy Do?

I refuse to believe that that is the darkest timeline for Soupy Sales.

I wondered why the Military Channel disappeared and was mysteriously replaced by America's Hero Channel.

To be fair, Jesus died like, at 32. That's still pretty young.

Yeah, all we got is he preached to some dudes in the temple. Hard to make an entire movie out of that.

WE'RE THROUGH THE LOOKING-GLASS HERE PEOPLE

I think they're allowed for culturally relevant stuff about the Holocaust and all.

"You never go ass to mouth!"