Armond White, up to his usual antics: used his review of this movie to shit all over Roger Ebert, as usual.

Having seen that movie a few months ago, did it make sense that Roadblock was the one they sent to snipe the evil president (don't worry, people, he's been replaced by a doppelganger) instead of sending the sniper guy whose entire thing is sniping? Given the whole movie's tone of not taking itself very seriously, I…

My only problem with this view of the things is that just because the original didn't have much worth, it's not a good excuse to spend a hundred million dollars making something WORSE.

I liked the second one because it didn't take itself seriously, at all. Kind of like the more recent F&F movies, now that I think about it…

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I would totally watch it if it was called Now You Don't, and I really disliked the first one.

"This time they like, have to…rob a…a…uh…the Smithsonian. And the twist is that two of the characters are actually the mysterious guy giving them orders instead of just one of them."

Hmm, I'll settle for saying this is one of O'Neal's best photoshops.

I wouldn't mind sweeping her chimneys, if you know what I mean.

I liked the second one because it was tongue-in-cheek tonally and didn't take itself too seriously. Watch the trailer and you'll see what I mean.

MWAH! Goodnight, everybody!

La li lu le lo?!

I will seriously contend that the second one is actually kind of good, because they were very tongue-in-cheek about the whole thing tonally, which you'll understand if you watch the trailers.

She's in the first one, which I haven't seen, but from what I've read they screwed her character up and made her the victim of mind control instead of a genuinely evil Nazi dominatrix.

I forget which classic episode it was in, but Apu is so tired that Homer is looking through the lottery tickets for a winner. Finding one, he slams some money down on the counter and says to Apu, "I want this ticket and…this Butterfinger!"

According to my middle-school science teacher, that movie was at least "scientifically accurate" (minus the aliens part), unlike The Core, which he complained about bitterly thusly:

The impression I've gotten from this and Wikipedia was that if he hadn't plead guilty the charges probably would have been dismissed due to unconstitutionality and the real images not being recoverable (supposedly). He was presumably "tricked". There was another case as well where the guy plead guilty, though I think…

I think you meant to respond to the earlier post above about Gujarat.

My literary studies professor from India was complaining about the rise of violent Hinduists in India years ago when I was still in college. I'm surprised there hasn't been more about it on the news…haha, just kidding. American news would never report on it unless there were dozens of deaths, so hopefully it's only…

I'll have you know those good people are from Brunei!