And not a single mention of the real best album of the year, Lou Bega's A Little Bit of '80s. For shame!

My favorite Christmas-adjacent film might be Batman Returns.

"I think she's dead."

I for one welcome our new Amazon package drone overlords.

The Oldboy remake isn't even in theaters where I live, is it still in limited showing or something?

It's well known the British royal family sacrificed children to Moloch up until the late 1920s, when it became more fashionable to merely burn effigies of children.

I got a kick out of that last sentence. Indeed, the time to mourn brick-and-mortar stores would probably have been at the point when Wal-Mart put them all out of business.

Yeah, they had to lie through their teeth on that one, too, though I suppose it was a bit more important to the plot to not know who she was, whereas with Khan it was like "Oh, by the way, my real name is KHAAAAAN!" halfway through, to no real purpose if you ask me.

SPOILER ALERT!

I'm fine with that—no need to make the Expanded Universe canon in this case, since one moment of redemption doesn't quite make up for literal genocide, so I'm fine with Leia in the movie-verse not memorializing Vader by naming her kid after him.

I can't even figure out how to read this article I am so confused.

Don't you mean Billy's?

Rowdy Roddy Piper wasn't gay?! But he wore a skirt!

What, really? Over Dr.Fate or Catman or the Atom any of those other people? It was Hourman?! HOURMAN?!

Uhh…yeah! That! I clearly got that reference, as I am learned and interested in niche things and cool!

Spoiler: It won't be.

I demand all future pics of Deadman for any Deadman-related newswire be the chibi-ized "Casper the Friendly Ghost" version from a recent airing of DC Nation.

No, no.

That's paradoxical so that means it would probably work.

You know I read this in a book, and I was stunned that basically every single visual representation of him in animation and the films made it a heat ray, like nobody actually gave a shit to actually figure this out.