That is an insult to Dr. Evil.

I DONT WANNA

No,no, no,no,no,no, they want their employees to ask law enforcement if they’d be willing to trade in their phones for store credit.

Gamestop is so essential that it was going out of business before the pandemic.  

Because getting your ass eaten feels fantastic?  *shrug*

Spoken like someone who needs to have their asshole deep eaten like a Jim Horton’s sunday special buffet.

I’m with you.

I worked in a porn shop in the ‘90s, and found out about it shelving videos. My major takeaway from that job was that the human body is remarkably pliable and stretchy.

Look how Princess Diana changed her image--being one of the first world celebs to meet and touch AIDS patients, in a time period when they were being burned out of their homes and Reagan refused to say the word for seven years. Women are always expected to lead the crusade of “humanity in the face of” any current…

EMINENT BROMAIN!

Never forget: (also I have these gifs labeled as “ick” and “double ick”)

Well we know Melania won’t pop up positive since she doesn’t go near her husband and she doesn’t actually do anything that brings her into contact with the little(diseased)people.

Oh, that makes me angry. The Chinese government deserves a ton of blame for botching the initial response to Covid-19 for nearly two months, and for recently all but openly pushing conspiracy theories about it not being “from China”, about it being a US bioweapon, etc, etc. But now Fox News and Trump are going to turn…

Before you buy a battery backup, verify that you can disable the alarm sound that beeps regularly when on battery power. Trust me on this. You’ll thank me later.

Before you buy a battery backup, verify that you can disable the alarm sound that beeps regularly when on battery…

this white person voted against him last time and I’ll vote against his impeached orange tiny hands this time as well.

A converted oil tanker.

This is me.  My life is virtually unchanged, except I’m no longer eating out.

Best song to ever rhyme Nabokov, hands down.

Didn’t Luke drive that one in the first Star Wars movie?

Such a good piece. Good reporting.Thank you!!