BLASPHEMER!

In my defense, Apple Maps told me it was a road!

Exactly what I came to say. Goddamn cowards. 

Cowards

We live in the dumbest timeline

No one was going to make this political until you did.

I’m starting to think you’re not a real doctor.

How else are you going to see the newly discovered Gulf of America?

One day you will need a special proprietary BMW tool to activate your turn signal, and BMW owners everywhere will rejoice. 

My lord the Buick Encore GX is a funny looking thing.

Remember when Trump said he would be too busy during his first term to even play golf after making so much noise about Obama golfing?

And now most of these workers will be fired for 1) being late to clock-in because nowhere to park, 2) not sitting at their assigned desk, one that doesn’t exist because nowhere to sit, and/or 3) they’re Black/Hispanic/Not-hot women/gay/seem gay/have a gay friend.

Like Cheetolini did for most of his first term. 🙄

Remember back when Tesla tried to say if you wanted to sell a Cybertruck, you HAD to give Tesla rights of first refusal at MSRP? We’ve come a long way, they were originally worried about people flipping these things and now they realize nobody fucking wants ‘em. Of course Tesla doesn’t want it back; they’ve got…

They’ll just stop keeping track of crashes. They just shuttered the part of the Education Dept. which keeps track of test scores, so I think the idea is “if we stop telling people there’s a problem then they’ll think we’re doing a great job!”

These people will only be happy if it’s Creed playing again.

Just looking at the names and profile pictures of those people, you're 100% right. I'm sure somewhere on Twitter there are people say the halftime special is DEI and are probably complaining there was enough white people in it.

All of these people already decided they didn’t like the halftime show when they saw what Kendrick looks like, so now they are just looking for any excuse they can to back up that (bad) opinion

After all, repeat a lie often enough and people will start to believe it.