“I don’t take responsibility at all.”

Hey odango atama, play that “Curb Your Enthusiasm” music please...

Fuck Donald Trump 

But she’s not Gree...

ScarJo would've KILLED for this part!

I, literally, don’t understand the toilet paper fiasco. Newsflash, water from the toilet and water from the shower go to the same place. Worse comes to worse, just wash your ass in the shower ... which you should be doing anyway.

I minored in philosophy (and literature, funny how those two coincided) (and majored in history, so, you know, I use my degree all the time), but never really got interested in it until well after college.

“It was also wisely cast with a lot of good character actors with interesting faces”

Thank god for Rita Wilson and Tom Hanks. LA is so much better for their existence as a couple. 

It’s generally a good idea to clean it but you really don’t need anything fancy to do it. Phones tend to be germy because they are constantly in our hands. If you wash your hands but then touch your phone that has never been cleaned you kind of defeat the purpose of washing your hands. 

And to blame it on the Obama administration’s poor planning.

A definite majority didn’t choose this.

You should take up pornography, you’re not gonna run out before the virus runs it’s course.

Watch netflix. 

I’m as excited for this upcoming season as the next fan but I would gladly wait for things to settle before wishing for the races to continue. There’s at least 10 shows on Netflix that I’ve been meaning to watch and about 20 others I’ve never finished. Surely people can manage a few extra months without F1.

I’ll say it - This is a selfish take. You’re still asking hundreds, if not thousands, of people who are essential to making a race happen come to work as if nothing is wrong. There is no way they can test 100% of those people and we already know that people can carry this virus without showing symptoms for up to 2…

If book report was written by a white supremacist (Stephen Miller).

Let’s be clear about who the spoiler is: Sarah Palin. It’s Sarah Palin.

Why would someone watch that on purpose?

I’m not even going to watch this. I’m just going to look away. It neither merits nor requires my attention. Thank you for telling me about it, Rich. I appreciate the warning.