I know that im better, i used to play Forza 

Jalopnik is a site about cars and the people that love them. The fucking President of the United States addresses a tweet to people who “like automobiles.” Those are cars. The tweet, again from the President, states things that cannot be proven as true regarding cars and car ownership by Americans. It’s hard to see…

“Repeal Obama’s 25 year import ban!”

high school burnout pot head friend

christ what a man baby

Annnnd...we know who’s voting for Trump come November.

I think they should fine The Discovery Channel one billion dollars for making terrible television and being such a failure to humanity.

But tuning it for the specific intent of making it pollute more is just egregious.  

Now I can’t unsee it.

Yeah, looking at the condition of that car, I know my ass is taking a few steps back when they get in the pit.

or become the president. 

Oh....Spoiler alert.

Low rent Boy Wonder

Adrienne Bailon is one of the 30 percent of Americans who doesn’t wash her hands after using the bathroom.

Gotta say having been in mens rooms, 30% seems kinda low.

He looks like every villain in every 80's teen/young adult movie.  The one with the expensive car (gets wrecked), rich daddy (makes him get a job), and hot girlfriend (hooks up with the protagonist, or at least the protagonist’s goofy but endearing friend).

he has a very punchable face.

Meanwhile, Kamala Harris apparently waited to endorse Biden until there were no more women left in the race.

Matt Gaetz looks like if Ted Kennedy had sex with Ursula from Little Mermaid.