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Came here for Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within - surprised it’s not on here!

2 things.

So would the literally billions of sperm who don’t inseminate an egg but you still jack off regardless.

Honestly, I found it hard to like the character of Baby.

Should we make menstruation illegal, too? I bet if an egg were given the choice, they would choose life over death. We should pass a law requiring every woman to have unprotected sex at least once every menstrual cycle. Abstinence is murder! And are you a vegetarian?

Except... they aren’t babies yet. Just a cluster of cells that are not viable without a host.

And if my grandma had wheels, she’d be a wagon. 

Good thing they’re not babies then.

Maybe, but fetuses are not babies nor are they people. They can’t choose shit.

I could say the same thing about cancerous tumors so fuck off.

God willing he keeps sitting on it.

Is someone asking for a Baby Driver sequel?

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Elle (Jessica Henwick) remembers her home being on a sunny street surrounded by trees, which doesn’t make any sense in the dystopia of Blade Runner’s perpetually gloomy Los Angeles.

On the one hand, “who rules the underworld of the galaxy’s biggest backwater?” sounds like the least interesting possible hook for a Star War.

At last, Disney is returning Star Wars to what made it great: meetings.

“How can we trust you, bounty hunter?”

“If you’ll turn to item 37 on the agenda, you will see that I intend to foster an open-door policy where all input is taken on board.”

THE SEVEN HABITS OF HIGHLY EFFECTIVE BOBA FETTS

No, they were killed by Imperial stormtroopers.

this wins everything always

Yeah, it’s still aping a lot. All that fisheye lensing.

On the one hand, I don’t like anime. But on the other hand, Speed Racer is my favorite movie. So I’m gonna give this a shot.