I’d say “My Pleasure” but actually, it fucking sucked. On my way home early from teaching JHS, my school bag handle snapped and my umbrella LITERALLY got ripped to shreds due to the winds.

Shoot, I want a toilet out of brown carbon fiber

Last review of the Evos. Jalopnik is good and fine and we are not going anywhere!

Last review for Jalopnik, or last review of the Evos.?!?!? Oh, this whole Gawker thing is giving me an ulcer. I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop. I keep seeing hints in the articles, where’s my tin foil hat?

I lol-ed at how dejected that last sentence felt. There there.

A minor quibble: that's the 2015 version of the R18. The new one is getting its turbo replaced. #cheapshot

“Shhhh, shhh, just let ‘em sniff each other. We’re trying to get the Audi socialized with other machines.”

Evo be like,”Fuck it. I’m out.”

I LOVE YOU EVO MY EXTINCT DARLING

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I tried FiberFix. I was on the toilet ALL THE TIME.

Oh dear. I’m busy right now, but I’d like to come back to give both Jason and Toyota a lesson on conditional probabilities, risk ratios, and observational science.

Someone doesn’t know what Motorsport means:

Which heroine? I like Wonder Woman. Hopefully, our heroines manage to stay off heroin.

Front wheels are pushed far out and given lots of negative camber to help with quick direction changes - looks plenty functional for the intended purpose given the environment it will be driven in.

This is not for ‘stance’ but for function - so why hate?

For a Rolls, it’s about the flatness of the torque curve, not peak power. So that V12 is designed to “WOOSH” you away gracefully and with great haste from any RPM, while the high strung V8 is for hard downshifts to build boost and rocket towards the redline, where all the power is.

Definitely a provocative looking machine especially how low it is. However, the front-end slightly resemble the Fisker Karma and the rear mirrors the Agera R from afar.

Can’t not unsee.

How many times did you go to shift into 6th and it wasn’t there?

My Evo X MR is turning 8 years old now, want an incredible machine for the city and off-road. Recaro heated seat, very sharp and responsive driving, dual clutch, Brembo brakes and etc. The suspension is just right.

I’ll summarize this article.