Yeah it’s been beaten to death but every now & then somebody raises the bar and comes up with a newer, funnier angle like this song parody.

I get your sarcasm and I agree with your sentiment 100%.

I approve of ejection seats, that sounds fucking amazing.

You want safety? Mandate in car fire suppression systems. Mandate rapid egress designs that allow the driver to exist the vehicle easily or safety crews to be able to extract a driver with minimal effort no matter how the car is laying.

Host Cars & Coffee in your living room.

Main verse is incomplete: “My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of The Bro”

PICTURED: the Editor-In-Chief of MAG-X

That interior is pure alcanterrorism.

I can’t wait for the Koenigsegg Improper Fraction.

Glad the driver is okay. Bring on the Koenigsegg Two:2.

“you would’ve likely read a tweet erroneously saying I died doing what I loved.”

This Jeep pushes all the right buttons. If FCA built several dozen just for the Toledo market, they’d sell each and every one of them at well over list price.

“Jesus H Christ! My Model S made, like, $500 in in-app purchases!”

You’re missing low flying pelicans, pokemon go, inaccurate tire pressure gauges, and showing off for the kids who are filming you leave Cars & Coffee.

GOOTD! GOOTD right here!

Here are the top 10 causes of crashes, in my estimation.

A 28 year-old adult man crashed his 20 year-old brother’s car.

It’s actually right in the exact target market for the app.

All the people who grew up with Pokemon, that now are very mobile savvy, are free to travel around at their leisure, and have jobs to afford paying for in-game purchases.

It is a very calm response... but I read this part: