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If this was the 90s, she would have left CNN and done something uplifting for the country, like a Playboy spread.

Dr. Raymond Stantz:
Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and
facilities, we didn't have to produce anything! You've never been out of
college! You don't know what it's like out there! I've WORKED in the
private sector. They expect *results*.

Fight: Let Them

A movie franchise dies, a TV series lives. Fair trade.

For Christ's sake, Doug, you've been director there one day.

Can we bring back Benicio Del Toro as The Wolfman? I quite enjoyed that movie.

An animatronic puppet cannot accurately convey how fake and empty Trump is inside.

The Blacklist: Redemption: Everyone is a Villain

Pro Brexit voters aren't gonna like hearing about more illegal aliens.

Me:How many disappointed kids are there going to be at this event?

Dr. Robert Ford: Never place your trust in us. We're only human. Inevitably we will disappoint you.

George Bailey: Dear Father in heaven, I'm not a praying man, but if you're up there and you can hear me [begins crying]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bundesnachrichtendienst.
Bundesnachrichtendienst wh (slap) [in German accent] We will ask the questions!

Donald Trump is the first non-Brazilian to travel through time.

Seeing Timothy Olyphant go from playing a tough guy to essentially being Darrin from Bewitched was a little jarring at first.

Smallville did it first.

Lisa: "I've never heard of these bands, Mom, what kind of music do they play?"

Mr. Trump?