Neal: You know what'd make me happy?
Del: Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers?
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“Let's build your vocabulary. A — Abattoir. Slaughterhouse. The cow was slaughtered in the abattoir.”
“You’re not a ghost, are you?” “I hope not.”
The ad libs of the slap are 25 minutes long.
She is playing Squirrel Girl every day of her life.
I would like to see a debate between Trump, Groot, and Hulk.
It was done before the camera started rolling.
Dracula: Unzipped
Jerry: Trump has been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend…
Trump: Yes, yes…
Jerry: The bad fiance, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit
risk…
Trump: Okay, the point is made.
Jerry: The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen… (looks at
table as Trump exits) The bad tipper!
What a waste of time! — I mean for someone else that would be an incredible waste of time.
Draw a piece of crap and it will say " Oh, I know. It’s Terminator 3.”
Let us all raise (or cover) our glasses in celebration of this news.
Will we finally get to see Scarlett Johansson wearing a fez?
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve
hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a
city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on
her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
Pop! Pop!
YOU FOOL!
Jeff Winger:
Boy, this guy's really taking a pounding in this conversation.
Perry White: There's only one p in raper.