I'll watch The Principal anytime it comes on cable, though.

Make them great to begin with!

Eminem is also a raging liberal.

Oh Lord. My dad's family was from Rutland; I can sympathize!

Um, no . . . mainly because people can *choose* to be a country music fan, but one cannot choose the color of their skin.

Because it's pop-culture news?

I didn't watch it on ABC and won't watch it on CMT, but this is good for its fans, I guess, and for Tim Allen, who'll continue collecting a paycheck. (Will his ego be able to handle a downgrade from free terrestrial network programming to basic cable? Not sure about that.)

So who does 4Chan think deserves a Grammy™?

Woohoo! Welcome to 1998!

Yeah, you never want to see how they make the sausage; you just want it to taste good when you eat it.

It want open-faced; it was on a kaiser roll!

It stinks!

Don't hit Cory! He's a good guy (who hopefully will run for President one day)!

I don't honestly know. Twice I've stayed overnight in Shelbyville, and twice (though several years apart) I've walked into local convenience stores and seen wrapped, labeled, pre-made roast beef and cream cheese sandwiches. Maybe it's a local thing? (One of my friends thought they were delicious!)

You grill in a garage? Lightweight!

Beer distributors are the ones who sell more than a 12-pack at a time. Yeah, they're a thing. (I grew up in Phila). Luckily, local delis (though just now chain convenience stores are getting into) sell beer. You still have to go to the state store/Wine And Spirits Shoppe to buy actual liquor. It's all Billy Penn…

Indiana's roast beef and cream cheese sandwiches gross me out, but there's generally some decent food in the Midwest.

I take it FIBs are your local equivalent of Massholes and Jersey drivers?

Everyone in Brooklyn ends up in NJ at some point! I can understand skipping PA (though if you ever get a chance to go to an Amish/Mennonite indoor farmer's market like Zern's out by Reading or the old Q-Mart out by Quakertown, they're worth the trip, just for the meat and produce)!

Midwesterners say that about "meat shoot," too, but I still had to look it up. Both sides of my family were hunters, but I had never heard of a meat shoot. Some terms enjoy only a regional ubiquitousness, like "water ice."