OMG, this made me snort my water through my nose. Thank you for that!

Pennsylvania Dutch brats are different from their Wisconsin brethren, as well. I chalk it up to local ingredients and preferences.

Say it in most of PA, NY and NJ and you'll get the same reaction!

That would have been awesome!

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Damn. Condolences to her family and friends.

Yeah, that was lame. I'm having difficulty expressing myself today.

Yeah, when he makes parole, he's going to start looking for the REAL climate changer!

Megyn Kelly is eminently unfuckable because she's a heartless, cold-as-ice twat who's putting ratings in front of common human decency. She and that shitbag Alex Jones don't deserve a moment of time on the airwaves.

I'm not a small-town lawyer, but I ask the same question!

*smacks forehead*

"Was?"

I hope Chobani buys up all the advertising slots when this piece airs.

My God, can these children be left to eternal rest and peace? Can those who loved and lost the victims of this tragedy be given privacy to try to recover and move forward with dignity and grace? There's no need for this interview. If NBC thinks they're going to steal part of Fox's playbook to boost their ratings, I…

That's called "marriage."

And you would identify this kind of group rampaging through the streets of Norristown from the usual kind of rampaging through the streets of Norristown . . . how?

You mean "regardless."

The trial's being held in a Pennsylvania county that would convict him but with a jury imported from the other side of the state. Who knows what theyre going to come up with?

If going out with guys even after you decline their sexual advances = a woman asking to be drugged and raped, no single guys are going to get a date again.

I think his defense is "I'm old and going to die soon, so fuck it, I'm not spending millions on this trial."