Please, please let the SEC go after each and every one of the people listed in this shitty PowerPoint, and please let the overuse of pretentious terms like "disruption" and "influencers" be a felony with a mandatory minimum federal prison sentence.

We are so, so sorry. Christ, we're stupid!

Nonplused, perhaps, is the word you're looking for?

Damn, that sucks. That non-compete gave us a break from her bullshit through July.

Are you saying that the "fine tradition of hockey in the desert" that Phoenix touts is bullshit?

You probably do and just don't know it. A lot of times, they're kind of neighborhood secrets.

Nor do the beef or chicken, though.

Yeah, McD's nuggets or GTFO. Those BK nuggets are godawful — I think they microwave them.

Shame you didn't put this out during Lent, when people are observing meatless Fridays. I remember getting lists of suggestions of what/where to eat when I was a kid in Catholic school *backintheday.*

Pardon me for saying this, but how in the fucking world did these people *not* know Grand Exuma wasn't a luxury resort? If something like this had been held at Paradise Island in Grand Bahama or even at one of the nice casino hotels in Freeport, I would understand. I've been to the Bahamas, and while they do have…

Yeah, no good scraps for them — cheese is bad for dogs!

BYOY is pretty much an example of everything wrong in this world right now.

The Miami Herald was talking about the parties held at hotels in South Beach this weekend by folks who were Fyre refugees. Apparently, some of the hotels really made buck by offering special deals to folks who wanted to at least salvage the weekend.

At the center of every riot is a core group of assholes willing to shatter windows and set shit on fire. That's Fox News' role in Trump's election.

Apparently Fox Business Channel is giving CNBC a run for their money, and Bloomberg News just signed a deal to stream news live 24/7 on Twitter. Maybe Fox Business Channel will be their next big thing.

I've already fought Republicans in the street — and won. Bring them on, motherfuckers.

Doesn't Katie Couric host that?

I wanted to like Pitch, but it was paced so damn slow.

Not elderly. Not Republican. Not rural. But I do watch SVU.

People wouldn't even pay attention to this guy if he wasn't somewhat good-looking.