Or pooper-scooping.

Maybe JaRule and Billy McFarland can help him get this off the ground?

Neither's logic.

No, but I can direct you to my "blocked user" list.

Jesus. As if it wasn't bad enough being stuck watching Ann Coulter on The View while having a root canal this morning.

His TurboTax ads aren't bad, though.

Hopefully this DJ will be alive to see his cameo, unlike poor DJ A.M. In Iron Man 2.

Or just a woman named James. I'm afraid the studios would want a looker without a deep set of acting chops, though, for a female lead.

Actually, Springer might have been a better venue, with his hands-off security, lack of giving a fuck about asking "polite" questions, and syndicated reach into the audience demographics who re directly defected by assholes like him.

They can, but the "diminished capacity due to intoxication/use of legal or illicit drugs" defense has repeatedly been a failure.

I'm always up for a little ribald banter!

No need to mention this!

Good discussion of an important sociological topic that is a byproduct of the first episode. Hoping we can have more of these on the topics central to the book going forward.

:: yawn ::

But I'm not wrong. Both parties involved in a sexual interaction need to be of sound ability to make or an accept an offer, and if someone's ability to consent is impaired by mental/physical disability or intoxication by substance, their consent is invalid. This is how guys end up with arrests for criminal sexual…

(thinks quickly)

And I'm joining you. If the person who is offering you sex is too drunk to drive, they're too drunk to consent, and anyone who takes them up on that offer is opening themself up to legal liability (and moral reprehensibility).

You're that desperate?

That's why us wimmens should jest stick to cooking, cleaning and birthing babies, the things we were made for!

You can have a 1996 Suzuki Vitara that's seen some shit or a 2002 Oldsmobile Alero thatwill get you between Point A and Point B, but don't try to get to Point C.