Living the dream, baby, living the dream…

Verruckt.

The man and the other guys.

Were they the teabaggers or the neo-Nazi couple that were naming their kids after Hitler?

Inverted logic is lawyerspeak for "alternate facts."

Yeah. What women have stepped forward to verify this?

I think you meant "feel the burn," lol

More like US Festival back in the 80s.

The cheese-and-lettuce sandwiches were looking pretty good to them, too.

Go on, take the money and run
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Go on, take the money and run

"Fyre Festival — when you have the itch and Aunt Flo, together!" If only Tampax had sponsored it!

Both should require summary executions.

Yes, a richness of embarrassments for a heartless cretin who could not be more deserving!

Easy to sue, hard to win.

Yup, there's a huge difference between campaigning and governing, one that most Republicans in federal office never grasp.

Yeah, that's why you've never seen chili branded as NYC's Best."

Plenty of Haitians on their island a few hours away would *kill* for those tents. Literally.

You still have the cruise, though, even if you skip Weezer.

The lineup looks like they should be playing the Z100 4th of July Freedom Fest in Kansas City for $25 a ticket.

Lawsuits? In the Bahamas? :: laughs ::