Just tweet that Kim Jong-Il is there; he'll authorize a missile strike.

The Bahamian Witch Project, perhaps?

Here is my middle-aged self thinking that Coachella was the "luxury" music festival that disappoints…

It'll never happen; Candice DeLong and Maureen Maher will wrestle them to the ground first! Oxygen is loading up on their crime programming, too;Cold Justice is moving there fromTNT, and Three Days To Live has been a good match with Snapped. Homicide for the Holidays was a good little series at Christmas, too.

ID has been eating their lunch and that of TruTV for years. We're going to ID Con in NYC on May 20; $40 gets you all-access, lunch, sneak peeks and meet-and-greets with Joe Kenda, Tony Harris, Paula Zahn and Rod Demery. I'm working OT tonight, but can't wait to see the return of Motives and Murders; the return of…

He also went in to the reactor at Three Mile Island to assure the country it wasn't going to blow up, because he is an actual nuclear scientist.

Reagan decimated the ranks of air-traffic controllers.

In with the bedbugs.

I'm not sure they could have gotten law enforcement to drag another paying customer off the plane for this particular circumstance again; the head of the Chicago aviation police is pretty pissed this happened. I doubt another aviation police department would want the publicity or financial exposure this situation…

Ah, the Too Big To Fail theory disproven again!

I wouldn't have settled for anything less than five years' worth of the United CEO's salary and stock option value. They busted his face up and knocked out two of his front teeth in front of God and everyone; this was no joke.

Just about all of my jobs have started out as temp placements. I'm still in a long-term temp position (I have to stay local for family reasons).

That's why I want to get the fuck out of here for the West Coast…

Only about 25 people, all of whom are dead, thought the 9/11 attacks were a "step in the right direction." 50% of the voters in the last federal election thought Trump as President is a "step in the right direction". This is worse.

When I worked at IBM and American Express, there were always weeknight corporate tickets to sports and cultural events floating around for free/next to nothing.

I've worked with folks in other locations (Phoenix, Miami, Salt Lake, Minneapolis, LA, Sacramento) for most of my career and sports talk is always safe for small talk/icebreakers.

My man, Barry Melrose!

Sorry, Arsenio Hall is trying that.

Are you kidding me? He'll be in a glass coffin in the lobby, on display for perpetual adoration.

ESPN had a shoe line that was a drag on their earnings?