If cable packages weren't $463279.63 a month, more people would have it. I remember getting basic cable on one TV when I got married in 1990 and my mother-in-law told me the $19.99 a month was "extravagant." Now, my cable/internet is more than my first car payment.

Strangely, working at Toys R Us corporate HQ was like that.

^^^ This is a deeply stupid person. ^^^

PRISM! Easy, damn, you just brought back memories of my late father and I sitting in our living room watching Flyers highlights *backintheday* — thanks for that!

In a public park.

Berkeley is the new Seattle when it comes to protesters, I guess. Are the folks with dreads still throwing billiard balls at their opponents?

The predecessor to AT&T…

Cant't wait. Just cannot wait!

Quarter water, bitches!

That fat fuck. Shame he didn't get canned, too.

That would be cruel.

It's good to have them corralled on one network that you can easily avoid.

When I worked at the track it was on incessantly. There's only so many hourly loops of SportsCenter one can take.

Yeah, because deregulation has worked so well for the airlines, electric utilities and Ma Bell…

If you or a friend knows how to insert an IV, it's no problem at all. It's at least 75% faster to rehydrate on IV drip, especially because it's saline, than by drinking by mouth. Just make sure you can get up to go pee ASAP when that fluid starts hitting your bladder!

When I had sepsis in 2012, I was delusional from my kidneys and liver had shut down, and I spent My Summer In A Coma© in restraints. It was quite a shock to wake up tied to a bed in another city with a vent tube down my throat.

God, I hope not! My lupus is in remission; it's a real bitch to deal with when it's active.

This guy is a troll, I know, but it still hurts. And if this kind of crap still hurts me, as a 9/11 survivor who amazingly lost no one that day, I cannot imagine the kind of agony to which these assholes subject the families of the Sandy Hook victims. It's cruel and it should be criminal.

Almost any male can impregnate a woman; however, the biggest gift a man can give to his child is to love the child's mother. (This was probably the only really relevant thing we ever discussed in my Catholic HS senior-year religion class. Father Mulligan, a diocesan priest who is somewhat left of the Jesuits,…

I'm laughing as I read this because I'm 47 and can't quite get into the podcast thing. In fairness, I've seen audio go from vinyl/8-track/reel-to-reel to cassettes to CDs to MP3s, and while I'm adept at using modern technology, I simply don't have an opportunity to listen to podcasts. While you can listen to them…