The sky was crystal-blue that morning. It was absolutely beautiful.

in all fairness (and I detest both of them), it was the shock and incredulity of what was going on that made them prattle.

And soon we might have Chris Christie ear-raping us instead!

"Tiger Beat on the Potomac?"

He hosts RacingRocks, a hard-rock countdown show on (at least) WRAT now. He's still a good DJ.

Substitute "pit bulls" for "pit vipers" and you're on!

Fuck Dr. Oz, his show, magazine, publicity stunts and, most of all, those goddamn spam ads for his "magic wrinkle cream."

When the Southern and Midwestern conservatives physically, financially fucking PAY for the rest of the United States, maybe I'll mind being counted amongst the "coastal elite."

:: laments the conversion of MuchUSA into Fuse once again ::

This is a little mean, but watching him being knocked over by gale-force winds into flooding streets during a hurricane was awesome. (He did get pneumonia from it, as well, from which I took no joy, because that sucks.)

If I never hear Stephen A's voice again (or Chris Berman, that fat fuck), it won't be too soon.

That's kind of treating cancer as a personal autoimmune disease, which is great, because that can help defeat other autoimmune diseases like RA, Crohn's, lupus, scleroderma, etc.

It's the current *Administration,* not "administration." (We may well need a March For Grammar, as well.)

Oh, I support science fully and completely; I just have no desire to study it. (BTW, I detested my geology class.)

I forgot to see it. Guess I'll get about that…

Philadelphia needs to secede and become its own state and stop letting these fools in Erie, Aliquippa, etc. make them look like assholes.

Kind of makes you miss that reality show on A&E.

I spent a miserable 12 hours on a Greyhound bus (my car broke down en route to Ohio) with a woman onboard who had three toddlers, two diapers and a gigantic bottle of Hawaiian Punch.

My neighbor's a flight attendant for JetBlue. She used to work with the male flight attendant that took a made an overhead announcement and inflated the emergency evacuation slide to deplane himself.

Southwest is great unless you're Kevin Smith.