Much like the cable TV industry.

Egg Harbor — explains it all.

Puttin' on the foil!

Bye! ::slams door shut behind him::

Fly the fiendly skies!

Is it Certified Dank?©

Dude looks like a skin tag that grows in the folds of old folks' necks…

"Patriarchy" is appropriate because women's sports leagues aren't a fraction of the size in popularity as men's and we don't/haven't yet had a female President (even though a female candidate won the popular vote).

Remember the huge feud he had going on with George Clooney over the Iraq War?

Hey man, nice shot . . .

Luckily, I live in area that leans 100% to Dunkin' Donuts/Wawa for coffee and therefore will never have to see this monstrosity in person.

Word.

Nothing becomes his Fox News career better than his leaving of it.

Looks like liquid Pixie Sticks. My teeth cringe at the sweetness it evokes.

It's about the power and the pulpit to him, not the money.

It's amazing how many of the WWF's toys and accessories are bought by kids every week. They have some decent stuff for them.

Can I have your children? ::swoon::

Remember the TV ad for A Current Affair with the garbage truck barreling of the cliff and the tag line "no more garbage?" Now think of that garbage truck barreling for the cliff with Bloreilly in the back…

Loofah are in ready supply!

When we were on the sagar at Six Flags Great Adventure three weeks ago, someone asked where the baboons were. The guide said that they were incredibly badly behaved and they had not yet figured out a way for them to safely interact with the public. (They were legendary for ripping vinyl tops and mirrors off cars and…