Ah, Metallica. Life before "Load" . . .

You're making me think of those 80s-era keyboard things with necks that people wore with guitar straps.

You turned the tap dance into your crusade
Now here you are with your faith
And your Peter Pan advice
You have no scars on your face
And you cannot handle pressure.

The recipe for a hoppin' New Year's Eve (courtesy of the Brick, NJ Walmart 10-Item Or Less checkout): condoms, hangover-avoidance herbal supplement, a copy of Guns And Ammo and a pack of store-brand toddler-size pull-up diapers. Bring on the party!

More like a manipulative sociopath, but yeah…

Wharton *Undergrads*

The CASA assigned to these kids must be made from asbestos.

What the fuck was she thinking when she fucked him? (For real, guys, that's what other women are thinking about her.)

He's 60 in lightyears.

That was because "Southern white trash" = "urban ghetto black" in what passes for their minds.

Wait till it shows up for free on BookBub. Your conscience will be clear then.

HiStory? Didn't…..someone else who was sued for/settled sexual abuse allegation lawsuits try (unsuccessfully) that rebranding already?

Let him resurface on NewsMax or The Blaze. They're not top-tier cable news networks and Bloreilly's ego knows that. Let's see what his vanity has to leak as "unnamed sources" about that. He won't be able to contain himself.

Thanks for the heads-up, JMP!

Go for troll and stop feeding it. Your sanity will thank you.

Get a gander at the Tupac of geese . . .

Swans are gigantic aggressive douchebags as well, especially when they take up nesting residence in the landscaped traffic island in the middle of a summer-resort main boulevard and then try to take on anyone willing to park within a thousand feet of them. One of them used to chase people a mile or so, from Broadway…

Sorry, Tomi, NOW and NARAL are not going to suddenly spring to your defense and pay your legal bill.

For that alone this asshole should be prosecuted and executed.

No; if they did that, authorities would need to pursue millions of people who testified to something that self-serving in their own defense (i.e., I never argue with my significant other in front of my kids, etc).