Great bad movie for cable, but not so much to pay for in a theatre.

That was the coal industry trying to off Keanu, to bring back all those sweet coal mining jobs.

If I never have to drive Route 7 from NY into Vermont through Fort Ann and Whitehall ever again, I will be a happy woman. (My father was from Rutland.)

Nothing is ever better in Phoenix — this is a fact.

Lead particles per billion. Flint, MI had the densest bagels.

Manhattan Bagel Co. thankfully disappeared into bankruptcy liquidation about 10 years ago, ridding strip malls across the country of whatever the fuck they were passing off as "bagels."

No, you don't; they're all down in Brick(tucky), Howell(bama) and Jackson(sippi).

He's from Queens.

Having worked at a racetrack, you're right; he definitely looks like one of the drunks bottom-feeding in the simulcast lounge.

Dude will just buy a new liver in some Third World country.

Ah, the walking herpes sore that is Steve Bannon…inside and out.

Oh, check out Charles P. Pierce at Esquire.com; he calls him "the Neil to the House Harkonnen" all the time.

Many sociopaths are highly educated.

The episode on the Rock Machine is a classic on Gangland. The Hell's Angels are legendary.

And then there's the king of all pretzels, the Phila soft pretzel from the Federal Street bakery.

Those rainbow bagels aren't bad, at least at my local bagel place. They aren't any sweeter than regular bagels.

Ever read a book called The Divine Ryans? Excellent piece of Canadian modern lit that explains the Toronto vs. Montreal rivalry.

My Painter's Union neighbor was out painting his house today when I left for work with amazing speed and precision. We should talk to him about doing the interior.

Yeah, that person on your Township Committee was me for nine years. Not a fan of McMansions, esp in historic districts. NJ state law doesn't let elected officials have a hand in zoning changes for density, though I sorely longed to be (and prob would have lots of cash in the ceiling if I had crossed that line).

I say we expand HOA paint color control to interiors.