If this isn't a wild horse, those horseshoes must have hurt.

Or being eyeballed…

A little off-topic but timely:

How hot and humid was it yesterday? Poor little dude was being chased by huge guys with things on their hands while wearing a fur coat!

Hopefully it'll find a safer home with more stimulating activity.

Awesome, just awesome! Love that the Marlins said this is their Year of the Cat, lol!

Au contraire, sir! The Howell, NJ location on Route 9 south has both!

It's FINE fine!

He's probably going to celebrate Easter in St. Bart's with a topless model and a loofah.

Yes.

There's always Newsmax or The Blaze. *shudder*

Closed Sundays under Blue Laws still, right?

We called Papa John's once, years ago, and they had a four-hour delivery wait. We laughed and hung up.

My relatives lived in Rutland, VT, which had godawful local pizza places.

The majority of Hudson County has good food, except for Weehawken, which has like 26 terrible Chinese takeout places and an Exxon On-The-Run at the mouth of the Tunnel that sells hot dogs.

I would kill for In 'N Out Burger here in NJ.

Ask for it well-done and slightly brown on top; they accommodate (as do local pizza joints)

Just checking on a few things…

This guy is such an incredibly dysfunctional motherfucking toolbox. He makes Ari Fleischer look like a genius.

If you go two blocks caddy-corner to my address at home, there's a 24/7 Dunkin' Donuts, McD's, Wawa, and a 7a-1a Taco Bell, with a KFC and a Popeyes three blocks down on either side. (There's also three liquor stores you can walk to.)