I hate Sbarro with every fiber of my being. When I worked in Manhattan, my lunch buddy, who was from LI, always wanted their pizza. It was nasty.

That little troll was putting liquid nacho cheese on pizzas for one of their winter specials. It made me gag every time the ad came on.

We still make them at home, with lots of toppings.

One of my local supermarkets used to sell bake-at-home pizza bagels with this fabulous sauce and great mozzarella. Sadly, ShopRite centralized their heat-at-home food prep into one location up north and they're just not the same.

Solid, valid reasoning!

There's plenty of decent local dining options outside NYC and in DC; why go to a chain?

It certainly ain't easy being cheap; being guilt-free requires a sociopath.

9/11? Did the hijackers board the plane with a few boxes of Meat Lovers or Stuffed Crust under their arms? Were they shipping bin Laden Veggie Supremes in Pakistan or munching on Cheesy Breadsticks as they flew the doomed planes into the Towers? Please, tell me more about this Pizza Hut link to 9/11!

Tube tacos?

No. No, they do not. Iowa, Indiana, Kentucky, western PA and Nebraska have serious pizza deficiencies.

Unless it's Sicilian.

We used to go eat in at China Bowl in Huntington Valley, across from Genuardi's.

I don't know — have you ever seen the "pizza" produced by a non-branded takeout place fronting a major drug, gun and gang organization in an urban neighborhood? No one can be ordering that to eat. It's a poor cover for what they're really there to pick up.

John's Pizza on Bleecker and Majestic on Liberty Street are awesome. Sorry.

I worked for EDS onsite in NYC at American Express before Amex bought our division, and from descriptions of Plain-O from our Texans onsite, fast food wasn't plentiful. (Of course, women were required to wear skirts, stockings and closed-toe shoes and men to wear jackets and white dress shirts, even though Amex was…

Great. A whole generation's first experience with pizza is Bagel Bites or Tostino's. that explains the allure of Papa Juan's.

*Yawn*

Oh jeez! Lemur and I went to McDevitt. Are you old enough to remember when the Roy Rogers was open in the former Boston Chicken/current Dunkin' Donuts location on Easton Road? We lived at Keswick and Mt. Carmel.

Every time I see that odious little tool in a football-season ad with Peyton and Eli Manning, all I can't think of is, there's three people on my list of Most Horrible People.

My dad delivered for the Pizza Hut takeout/delivery store as a second job in Jenkintown, PA (home of the TV Goldbergs). He drove this decrepit little 1984 Chevy Citation hatchback and found his license plate missing from the car, which had been parked on the street in front of the house. About a month later, he was…