This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

IPA stands for “I Pee Alcohol”?

I know small batch breweries are all the rage these days but this is taking it a bit too far.

My brother worked this shoot at the playboy mansion and was scandalized to see Pamela Anderson eating what was definitely a bacon breakfast burrito, one of many bought for everyone on site.