Can I just take a stab in the dark, but do you own even one piece of Apple hardware? I just get the feeling via your post that you typed this on a netbook running linux, while checking your mail on your Android phone... Now tell me, I beg, am I correct? Not that their is anything wrong with owning either, I just had…

404 errors are fun - thanks for sharing and being an expert intrawebber!!1!

Hoo-Ray Beer!

Of course, but not before the graphic novel.

*gun powder (#Corrections)

But I think they like to... PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT! *Insert Montage for Duration of Song*

Someone is a movie buff... Remember, Remember the 5th of November. The gun fire, treason and plot!

I would think the complete opposite, it probably does on phone tasks (voice to text, setting calendar events, etc.), but I bet questions that require an internet search (i.e. "How long is my penis, in miles?") would not be capable, at the moment.

You had me at, "sort coke off hookers stomachs."

What that guy said! Never mind that I haven't bought a Microsoft product... in nearly 7 years, its all the same hamburger, so I'm told.

Congratulations on the most ignorant thing I've read today!

I said "That's crazy talk," but we were talking about typing... so I was swapping out the "talk" for "type" - hence the "wackawacka." I was just trying to be funny, but obviously something was lost in translation...

Ha, exactly.

If you don't use your thumbs... how do you input text quickly on a touch screen? By typing like my mom with one index finger on one hand and the other to hold the device? That's crazy talk (type - wackawacka)!

I want in on the joke... what is that from?

It's obvious... she has been riding with the Doctor on a few to many TARDIS trips. Stupid muggles.

it seems like you had it multiple times... ;)

PREACH!

I'm done with defending my statements, I was wrong and admitted such - at this point you are simply beating a dead horse. But if you can't see any truth in my previous posts, my explanations will simply fall on deaf ears.

Dude, thats just mean. God bless the internets!