I take strong issue with the president grouping civilian law enforcement officers and military personnel together in this.

Do these people stand up and salute the flag when they’re watching at home? Why not? If they dvr the game, do they fast forward through the anthem? My guess is they do. Could it be that the people in an uproar over this don’t actually give a shit, want athletes held to a higher standard than themselves, and just want…

I’d pay $100 just to see Obama, for once, answer a question about one of these inane ‘controversies’ with the “Jesus, who the fuck CARES?” that it deserves.

My Dad was on a men’s over forty all star team in the mid nineties and pitched an inning against the Silver Bullets. He was booed viciously by the crowd after allowing only one hit and no runs.

Is that so because from my experience, those of us in foreign lands have a lot of respect of Obama. The man pretty much undid 8 years of the idiocy that was the Bush administration. Heck, even today when you compare him to the likes of former Canadian PM S. Harper, former British PMs David Cameron and T. Blair, and…

I love this man and I support his work

You know what this proves? That genies are assholes. You just know that this owner stumbled upon a magic lamp, gave it a little rub and poof! They get three wishes. Wish number one was, “I wish the damn squirrels stopped stealing the food out of my bird feeder.”

Speak for yourself. At least five nights a week, I wake up in a cold sweat from having yet another nightmare about Ms. Click’s disrespect for the First Amendment. Sometimes she’s a Godzilla-sized monster, trampling student journalists and TV news crews like bugs beneath her massive feet. Other times she’s…

She is trash. If she held conservative opinions people here would be clamoring for her to be beheaded.

I can’t believe I just watched 15 seconds of a soccer player running around the field with someone in close proximity to him and he didn’t throw himself on the ground and grab his calf and start screaming.

We can both celebrate these individual women and pity them for being part of a retrograde, patriarchal, shitty culture.

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How can you be allergic to tacos? Thats ridiculous. Nobody can be allergic to tacos.

There’s no respect any more for being straight and white in this country.

So, she gets raped and then parties with the guy who raped her. And we can't even question whether that makes sense?

Dunno.....that was pretty awesome.

You’re focusing on the wrong name. You should be focused on the name of the controlling shareholder of the Daily Mail:

Sorry, no. Teenagers are assholes and need to be taught by assholes to become bigger assholes. Wait, that’s business school. Never mind.

An elementary school teacher, for sure. High school teachers get a pass because teenagers are assholes, too.