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As a fellow Oklahoman (and one who grew up in a house two blocks away from where Senator Warren went to highschool), I don’t get what the issue here is. There are lots of white people here with Native American ancestry who look like Elizabeth Warren, including me and the current principal chief of the Cherokee Nation.

More like Game of Threads!

Season 7 opens with Jorah running into Gendry, who’s been rowing this whole time

“Yo where the fuck am I” - Jorah Mormont

Dude, my grandpa was military, so he was super responsible with guns, and yet one time when he was cleaning it, he was sure he had fully emptied it but left 1 bullet in and accidentally shot a hole through a wall. Only 1 incident in 40+ years dealing with guns, but still... if someone had been on the other side of

Well, no. But that’s the point, everyone “is” (in how they portray themselves) until they aren’t. My stepdad shot himself in the hand while playing with his gun. BUT, up until that point, he screamed and yelled about how he wasn’t a criminal, it was his right to own a gun, he respected the weapon, etc. The same as

All responsible gun owners are responsible gun owners right up until they aren't. Weird how that works.

Those same people who love to whine about the Electoral College (“but whyyyy can’t it just be one person, one vote”) lean heavily on its existence to allow them to vote with their precious consciences instead of their fucking brains.

Let’s hope this doesn’t happen in November with Bernie supporters (I’m one of them) voting for Jill Stein as a protest candidate.

Him x 17m right now.

I read all these comments, and I’m surprised (not surprised) that not a single one of you talk about saving for retirement. Bragging about how much travel you can do. If you have the disposable cash, invest it, pay down your student loans, buy a house before inflation, whatever. But don’t spend most all of it,

He probably isn’t that bad. There area subtle nuances at play when works are translated into English from the original Canadian.

Nah, another guy in the comments section had it right. “Nut juice.”

Well, he’s not wrong.

Only in the country Qatar,
Could a rape victim find themselves behind bars,
For simply alerting a jailer.
Wait...goddammit, this could totally happen at Baylor,
Go fuck youself, Ken Starr.

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Bobby Bitman revealed in his autobio that the lady who went home with Johnny that night was none other than the greatest actress of the 20th century: Lola Heatherton.

[Touches envelope to forehead]

Gosh, if he truly wanted to know the answer, why didn't he just don a turban and cape and touch his head to the door?

I worked in a Wine shop just long enough to realize that quality is measurable by price to a certain point. Your average wine drinker will probably notice a difference between a $12 bottle and a $24 bottle. Someone with a seasoned palette will have a good shot at picking out a $60 from a bunch of $30 bottles, but not

A close combat weapon for the Zombie Apocalypse? Rookie mistake.