Whooaah! Hold on there!

Whooaah! Hold on there!

It’s healthier and better?

“killer coons in Harlem”

Where the fuck do you people live? EndlessCounterTopLand? Toaster ovens, microwaves, coffee makers, ‘lectric knife sharpeners, juicers, blenders, convection ovens, ‘lectric griddles/griddlers, panini makers, popcorn poppers, wine fridge, waffle irons...and now a fucking dehydrator/jerky maker? Does it have a USB…

Where the fuck do you people live? EndlessCounterTopLand? Toaster ovens, microwaves, coffee makers, ‘lectric knife…

Did Obama fuck your mom in the ass and then wipe his dick off in her hair? Because that might account for your comment.

a world where celebrating Christmas is frowned on.

She’s simply inclining her head to respond to Dwarf Kanye and his even shorter big-booty trophy.

This post is a study in how far you can take absurdities before they stop being funny.

Insufferable bike nerds. Most annoying assholes on the face of the Earth, almost. Kiss my big hairy peloton, dipshits. Oooohhh, I have 48 gears, I am lord of the universe. I wear special rubber bondage outfits to ride a bike, with a douche helmet on my head because I want to ride fast, like the wind.

Fuck with the bull, you get the horns.

why you want rice cooker

I’m waiting for the Zojiroushi/Anker crossover Higgs boson laser rice cooker with built in WiFi networking, 3 USB charging ports, and altitude compensation. At $2500.00 it will be ridiculously expensive but there will be special sales and coupons.

To be completely honest if I very Ivanka’s father, I would fantasize about having sex with her. She’s really pretty and has a nice embonpoint (that’s French for tits, but really classy).

Take fucking highways. Highways are a ridiculous waste of tax payer money. If a road is needed a consortium of investors should band together, build a road, and charge tolls to make a profit.

Go back to Europastan, you troublemaking socialist agitator. There’s only one legitimate date format and that’s the one God gave Adam in the Bible. That’s the format we exceptionals use.

tl;dr

I’m assuming these cars are worth a decent amount of cash if auctioned off. The cops and DA are probably looking for an angle that will let them declare the cars forfeit.

130k doesn’t make you rich as fuck. It can make you comfortable, lets you save some, and buy nice stuff especially if you are single, and it gives you choices in how you live your life. It doesn’t make you wealthy. It means that over 50% of the population, no matter how hard they work, are poor.

I’m always amazed at these lists. Not because politicians can be bought, but by how incredibly cheap they are.

Can’t keep the Jews from the Chinese takeout. There’s only so much hummus and falafel one can take.