The governor should appoint an independent prosecutor to look into this. We need the truth. Matt Harvey, release your emails.

Fucking women. Everthing has to be about you. He was an Assburger with guns. No need for deep thought here. Freaking Jezebel ‘Mad Libs’ post generator does its job.

Portable quick charge battery packs are my favorite posts on Kinja Deals. Please post more of them I can’t get enough. Especially the pictures with all those gaping ports. I’m getting charged up already thinking about them.

Portable quick charge battery packs are my favorite posts on Kinja Deals. Please post more of them I can’t get…

Hot Take: 20% is too much for a routine meal at a no big deal restaurant or crap diner. Fuck tipping 20%. 15% was good enough for my grandpaw, and by jingoes, it’s good enough for me (and for you too, waitepersonage).

Time to start playing football the way the Founding Fathers intended. Arm the players — it would make for a more polite game.

George Bush looked into Putin’s eyes and his steely gaze kept Putin quiet for 8 years. What Putin saw was the heart and the conviction of a warrior, a Texas Ranger.

We never liked you and we are glad you are gone. Those two months really sucked for NJ. You never took a shower while you were here, you smelled bad, and never cleaned up after yourself. Don’t come back. What did you do with the remote?

Didn’t realize that it used to be illegal! That’s interesting.