Like at gunpoint? Knifepoint? Was it a gang of thugs or just one?

It was clear that head of CFTC was very bullish on crypto and blockchain (since you can’t have one without the other, Giancarlo’s words, not mine) and wants the government to embrace it and see where it goes, sort of speak. He gave a very good example of soybeans being sold to China using blockchain and bitcoin…

Lifehacker posts a story yesterday saying Tether is causing Bitcoin’s crash and now Giz says it’s causing Bitcoin’s climb...

CFTC and SEC hearing is behind the bitcoin rebound. Not tether.

You guys are gross idiots. She’s there because paparazzi isn’t legal in Dubai and excessive drinking isn’t as rampant there as it is in America. She’s trying to stay sober and lead a healthy life. I think the move overseas was a responsible choice. I can’t get on board with the disgusting rumors.

h/t doorfliesopen.com

I am going to defend the Dodge commercial, though I know I will just whither away in the bottom of the grays on a day old article.

I’m not a medical expert, but you’re definitely showing the signs of Early Onset 37.

Okay Dom, I was trying to just be nice and start the day with a little humor but it appears to have been lost somewhere in the mix. Perhaps you got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

Reporting about momentary crypto dips is kind of silly since it’s already back up to $11,500~. I’d say it’s (maybe) newsworthy when it’s holding below $10,000 for more than 24 hours.

Fiduciary duty.

I’m going to guess you’re the guy who argued this was the NFL’s least popular season. Shut the fuck up.

Because Lena Dunham is an attention whore with no boundaries or apparent need for privacy.

Your reply would have been funnier if you said she became legendary for filing a law SUIT.

No, she became legendary for standing up to stalking and horrible intrusion.

If I recall, Erin became legendary for wearing her birthday suit.

Erin Andrews is legendary for out-blonding Pam Oliver.

the legendary sportscaster’s

This is a really bad look for Sager, so I guess he really did die as he lived.

And while you wait, a bunch of us have made a shit ton of money.