Somebody install rich-asshole spikes on all the birds.

I sometimes think Rose McGowan should take a deep breath before she tweets. I also believe Meryl is probably very much in a bubble when it comes to her day-to-day life.

Hey, Tom
I wish you and all the Deadspin staff continued balling for the year to come.

—Sean

I’ll take Twitter seriously when they block Gizmodo’s twitter account.

Welp, I guess that’s it for acting. Time to look for human remains in Anthony Hopkins’ freezer.

Referees hate this guy.

You won’t believe why Kevin’s being ejected.

The NFL is going to be no more in 15-20 years.

Rhythmic Weightlifting.

Brown’s just lucky he’s not woman...

Team doctors placed the odds of Curry returning this week at 3-1.

It’s so cool how the New York Times bends over backwards to give a platform and voice to people who want me dead because of the color of my skin.

It should be very easy to pick between those two options for the rest of the season.

well he sure as hell cant go on the defensive amirite

In front of their child no less.

domestic violence towards men is normally considered humorous

Seriously, between her “bad” day and his “minor” injuries this is just an odd writeup. Unless there’s something else going on here that’s not being mentioned, this is way too glib. 

He’s football’s Marshall Henderson.

I’m not sure this is the Jahill the Sixers want to die on